
The Hazards
and Joys of Modern Maturity
- MATURITY
IN THE MODERN WORLD -
- The Paradoxes, Woes and Quirks
of Modern Life
- as Experienced by
Elders
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- Maturity and American
Medical Practices
- Ouida's
page
- a story of survival
- Dean
Ornish,
MD., on lifestyle
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- There's
some good stuff by a number of women on
the Poetry
pages.
And look at the Goddess
sites.
Not all of the followers of the Great Mother are young, you know!
Ageless, sure, but not necessarily immature. Goddess can be
another name for Woman - as in the page
celebrating Women on Achievement. Also check out
these
People
Meditations:
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- Phyllis'
pages - from
her memoirs, now nearing completion. Read a few of her delightful,
expressive essays chronicling her experiences.
- Bucky's
page
- A
memorial: poems and pictures
- Harriet's
page
- From
her reminiscences
- Donald's
page - From
his reminiscences
- Katie's
page - From
her reminiscences: excerpts from chapters 1 &
2
- Mary's
page: Looking
back on life, trying to understand - many
writings
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- Hey, you gotta go to
Lil
Phillips' poems!
They're wry,
funny, sometimes pained, often courageous. always relevant. She's
dead now, AND she deserves to be made a women's poet
laureate (in this editor's biased view).
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- Here's
a definition of old age you can live with!:
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- Eventually you will reach a
point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about
it.
- Don't let anyone tell you
you're getting old. Squash their toes with your
rocker.
- The older we get, the fewer
things seem worth waiting in line for.
- Some people try to turn back
their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this
way. I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't
paved.
- Maturity means being
emotionally and mentally healthy; it is that time when you know
when to say yes and when to say no, and when to
say"WHOOPEE!"
- How old would you be if you
didn't know how old you are?
- When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth, think of
algebra.
- I don't know how I got over
the hill without getting to the top.
- Life would be infinitely
happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually
approach 18.
- One of the many things no
one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from
being young. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the
day has been.
- Age seldom arrives smoothly
or quickly. It is more often a succession of
jerks.
- Yeah; being young is
beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
- Old age is when former
classmates are so grey and wrinkled, and bald they don't recognize
you.
- If you don't learn to laugh
at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are
old.
- First you forget names, then
you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then. oh
my goodness, you forget to pull your zipper down!
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- And here's
another set of old agey comments:
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- THINGS WE SAID IN 1959
. . .
- "I'll tell you one thing, if
things keep going the way they are, a week's groceries will cost
$20."
- "Have you seen the new cars
coming out next year? It won't be long
before
$5000 will buy only a
used one."
- "If cigarettes keep going up
in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is
ridiculous."
- "Did you hear the post
office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a
letter?"
- "The Government is wanting
to get its hands on every-thing. Pretty soon it's going to be
impossible to run a family business or farm."
- "If they raise the minimum
wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the
store."
- "When I first started
driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 50 cents a
gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the
garage."
- "Kids today are impossible.
Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next
thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the
girls."
- "Also, their music drives me
wild. This 'Rock Around The Clock' thing
is
nothing but
racket."
- "I'm afraid to send my kids
to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by
with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind', it seems every movie
has a 'hell' or a 'damn' in it."
- "Also, it won't be long
until couples are sleeping in the same bed in the movies. What is
this world coming to?"
- "Pretty soon you won't be
able to buy a good 10 cent cigar."
- "I read the other day where
some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by
the end of the of the century.
- "Did you see where some
baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to
play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making
more than the president."
- "Do you suppose television
will ever reach our part of the country?"
- "I never thought I'd see the
day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even
making electric type-writers now."
- "It's too bad things are so
tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work
to make ends meet."
- "It won't be long before
young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their
kids just so they can both work."
- "Marriage doesn't mean a
thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced
at the drop of a hat."
- "I'll tell you one thing. If
my kid ever talks back to me, they won't be able to sit down for a
week."
- "Did you know the new church
in town is allowing women to wear slacks
to
their
service?"
- "Next thing you know is, the
government will start paying us not to
grow
crops."
- "I'm just afraid the
Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a
whole
lot of foreign
business."
- "Thank goodness I won't live
to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes.
I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to
congress."
- "Why in the world would you
want to send your daughter to college?
- Isn't she going to get
married? It would be different if she could be a doctor or a
lawyer."
- "I just hate to see the
young people smoking. As I tell my kids, 'Don't take a cigarette
from ANYONE. You never know what might be in it."
- "The drive-in restaurant is
convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever
catch on."
- "There is no sense going to
Memphis or Omaha anymore for a weekend.
It
costs nearly $15 a
night to stay in a hotel."
- "No one can afford to be
sick any more, $35 a day in the hospital is
too
rich for my
blood."
- "If a few idiots want to
risk their necks flying across the country
that's
fine, but nothing
will ever replace trains."
- "I don't know about you but
if they raise the price of coffee to 15
cents,
I'll just have to
drink mine at home."
- "If they think I'll pay 50
cents for a hair cut, forget it. I'll have
my
wife learn to cut
hair."
- "We won't be going out much
any more. Our baby sitter informed us
she
wants 50 cents an
hour. Kids think money grows on trees."
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- Did you like Robert Louis
Stevenson when you were a kid? Take a look at this lovely tribute!
And remember his Requiem poem for yourself! It never ceases to
bring me to tears - yes, it did when I was much younger too!
:
Requiem
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- UNDER
the wide and starry sky
- Dig
the grave and let me lie:
- Glad
did I live and gladly die,
- And
I laid me down with a will.
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- This
be the verse you 'grave for me:
- Here
he lies where he long'd to be;
- Home
is the sailor, home from the sea,
- And
the hunter home from the hill.
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- And check
out this tribute
to Robert Louis Stevenson, by M. G. van Rensselaer - taken from a
"senior citizen" educational website. The tribute is charming, and
its agistic profiling status as "educational" "for old folks" does
not detract from its heartfelt love of the author! A lovely
portrait of a truly spiritual man, in the best sense of the
term.
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